the absurd, but viciously true and honest online portfolio of the stay at home filmmaker who's works of artistic mastery have been seen by you...at least once. Pop some mean corn, make sure the phone is set to silent (don't you dare be that guy), pop a squat, shut up, and enjoy the endeavors of a man who has nothing to lose.
below you will find a few links to things that i have made, i want you to click them. i need you to look at them. just pop some headphones in and enjoy what i made you. i made these for you. youre clearly the only one who cares. if you dont want to watch them alone, pop on over to your grandmas house and tell her it's public access.